BEARSVILLE, N.Y. — The upstate New York hamlet of Bearsville is living up to its name. The Times-Herald Record of Middletown reports (http://bit.ly/QiLlxP ) that a mother bear and her cubs trashed a family’s home in Bearsville several times earlier this month. The Knowles family arrived at…
THIS IS PERFORMANCE ART AND AN ACT OF DEVIANCE TO BRING AWARENESS TO HOW BEARS HAVE BEEN VICTIMIZED IN POPULAR HUMAN STORIES. DOESN’T FEEL SO GREAT TO NOT KNOW WHO ATE YOUR PORRIDGE DOES IT? YOU’RE JUST LUCKY YOU DIDN’T FIND A BEAR SLEEPING IN YOUR BED. BEARS TOSS AND TURN WHEN THEY TRY TO SLEEP ON A BED OF LIES.
MS AUGUST KEEPING COOL, LOOKING HOT.
DOGS CAN BE SO MEAN. JUST BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN RIDING SURFBOARDS AND CHILLING IN CANOES THROUGHOUT ALL OF BEER AND LL BEAN ADVERTISING DOESN’T MEAN THEY HAVE A CORNER ON THE WATER SPORTS MARKET. BEARS CAN WAKE BOARD TOO. THEY JUST NEED PRACTICE.
THIS FIRST PHOTO DOCUMENTS THE MOMENT THIS BEAR GAVE DIRECTIONS TO THE NEAREST GAS STATION. THE CAR HAD DRIVEN BY A FEW TIMES, TRYING TO AVOID THE EMBARRASSMENT OF ASKING A BEAR FOR HELP BUT WHEN THE NEEDLE HOVERED PRECARIOUSLY ON ‘E’ THERE WAS NO CHOICE. TO THEIR SURPRISE, THE BEAR WAS HELPFUL, GAVE CLEAR DIRECTIONS AND WISHED THEM WELL ON THEIR WEEKEND ROAD TRIP.
THIS SECOND PHOTO WAS TAKEN SHORTLY AFTER WHEN THE COUPLE RETURNED HAVING NOT ONLY FILLED UP THEIR GAS TANK BUT ALSO PROCURED SOME WEED FROM THE ATTENDANT. SO GOOD WAS THEIR EXPERIENCE THAT IT SEEMED ONLY PROPER TO SHARE WITH THE BEAR. AND HE TOOK IT. ‘CITY FOLK AREN’T SO BAD’ HE THOUGHT AS HE HEADED BACK TO THE WOODS.
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HE KNEW HE’D FINISH THE NOVEL. START, FINISH, WHATEVER, THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT THE COVER IS ALL SET. JUST LOOK AT THIS. NO, IT WON’T BE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, BUT THERE’S A GOOD CHANCE THIS BEAR IS THE VOICE OF A GENERATION AND THE PUBLISHER IS GOING TO INSIST THAT HIS PICTURE IS ON THE COVER SO WHY NOT USE A SHOT HE LIKES? AND LOOK HOW GOOD THE TITLE WILL FIT IN THE NEGATIVE SPACE. IT’S LIKE HE’S EATING THE TITLE. LIKE HE’S EATING THIS THING HE CREATED THAT EVERYONE LOVES. CAN YOU HEAR THAT? IT’S THE WORLD CLAPPING FOR YOU. THIS BOOK IS GOING TO ROCK SO HARD.
WELCOME SUMMER, WITH YOUR SWEATY, SWEATY AWFULNESS. IF ONLY BEARS COULD SPEND THE NEXT THREE MONTHS BY A POOL SIPPING DRINKS AND READING SHORT STORIES. DAMN THE MAN.
JUMP IN THE LINE. SHAKE YOUR BODY IN TIME. OK, I BELIEVE YOU.
TRAINING FOR LONDON 2012, THE FIRST YEAR BEARS ARE ALLOWED TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS.
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PUT THIS ON AND WATCH THESE BEARS JUMP. YOU’RE WELCOME.
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