
HEY. HEY MARK. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF MY NOSE WAS STUCK TO YOUR FACE? HOW WOULD YOU DRIVE TO WORK? HOW WOULD YOU PUT ON A SHIRT?
YOU ARE A VERY STRANGE WOMAN.
I’M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS A GIRL’S NOSE STUCK TO THEIR FACE. HOW WILL YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM? WILL YOU HAVE TO BUY TWO SEATS ON AIRPLANES?
HOW WILL YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE?
IT’S YOUR NOSE NOW. YOUR FACE NOSE. YOU’D BETTER FIGURE THAT OUT.
THIS IS A GOOD BLOG, I OBVIOUSLY APPROVE OF THE FORMAT. I WONDER IF THESE BEARS MIGHT BE SAYING SOMETHING ELSE IN ALL CAPS. MAYBE ONE FINALLY GOT SOME SEED FUNDING FOR HIS BAKERY AND THE OTHER IS SMELLING FOR EARLY SIGNS OF ENTITLEMENT. SWEET, FROSTED ENTITLEMENT. MAYBE!
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Why is this cute
me and all my boyfriends ever
This is absolutely me and my boyfriend.