TODAY IN BEARS

theanimalblog:

OH, MAN. WHY DO I DRINK DURING THE WEEK? IT STARTS OUT INNOCENT. I COME HOME TO MAKE DINNER. ONCE I TASTE THAT HONEY SPREAD ON THE HERBED RICOTTA I JUST CRAVE A GLASS OF WINE. THEN I START WATCHING TV AND WANT A BEER. I SEE THE BOTTLE OF INIS & GUNN AND POUR A PINT. IT GOES SO WELL WITH WHISKEY I POUR A GLASS OF THAT TOO. BEFORE I KNOW IT I’M WATCHING ALL THE WEEK’S TV SHOWS, YELLING AT THE SCREEN. THANK GOD FOR AUTUMN. NOTHING PULLS YOU OUT OF A HANGOVER LIKE A COLD DIP IN THE RIVER. NOW I NEED SOME FATTY SALMON TO SETTLE MY STOMACH.